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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:10

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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some sad truths about life?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
share office space ...
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good